As Sports Illustrated would say, "This week's sign of the Apocalypse."
This was the top-of-the-fold story in Friday's News-Gazette:
He's a 21-year-old kid who wears short pants and shoots a ball through a hoop, and he might be leaving town. That merits the space reserved for the biggest news story of the day? I can't wait to read the story about the new car he buys with his NBA riches.