I'm a victim. No, I'm a victim.
We all have our complaints about life.
But Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are taking theirs to center stage in a amazing battle over who is the most historically aggrieved - women or minorities.
It doesn't make for an uplifting campaign, but watching them each try to take the higher road of victimhood is entertaining.
Washington Post columnist Charles Krauthammer has some thoughts on
who is most deserving based on who is most victimized.