Maybe I missed it, but what ever happened to Jimmy John's moving out of Illinois because of taxes? Last I noticed they are still here.
I hope not. If so, I'm gonna miss seeing Big Jimmy driving around town in his red Porsche, complete with vanity license plate reading "FN PRSCH". Subtlety, thy name is Liautaud.
Also, will he bring the endangered species furniture with him to Florida or will he auction it off here? I could really use a stool made from an elephant leg for my den.
I want a rhino horn bottle opener.
Doesn't matter. I'm still not giving JJ any of my business.
Yes, they are. They announced that.
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