Unflappable turkey hen roosting in wrong places

URBANA – Why did the turkey start to cross the road, then lie down in the middle of it?

Urbana's animal control officer, Chelsea Angelo, isn't ruling out a suicidal wild turkey. She's received dozens of calls about a wounded or dead turkey, but they all come back to the same sad turkey hen who can't find the right place to roost.

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