They did what? Smart students can do some dumb things
BY JODI HECKEL
© 2009 THE NEWS-GAZETTE
URBANA The University of Illinois attracts some of
the brightest students in the country. But as smart as they are, they
can do some dumb things.
Take the art student who was videotaping himself for a performance art project.
"He
had taped himself from head to toe with duct tape and filmed it as his
performance art piece, only to realize he couldn't see or breathe and
couldn't get out," said Dean of Students Bill Riley. "He'd put
(duct tape) over his mouth and his eyes. He made enough noise that
someone came along and helped him extract himself."
Riley said he and UI staff members see some of the same mistakes or pranks from students every year.
"There is always some lack of judgment," he said. "Too many kids have seen reruns of Animal House."
Floor
surfing in a dorm hallway full of soap and water has been going on for
decades. So has pulling fire alarms, which is frowned upon by UI
officials because firefighters must respond every time, even though
most are false alarms.
"It's just an acclimation to what a
college campus is all about and what's appropriate behavior. They get
little bit goofy," Riley said. "For most of the things that are
just goofy, the (residence hall) staff understands that a lot of young
people are new and naive and don't understand the possible
repercussions. It's acknowledged in that way, for the things where
there was no intent to harm somebody."
Many of the dumb things Riley sees involve freshmen and sometimes the parents of freshmen and they often happen on move-in day.
Last year, when new students moved into the dorms in August, one young man and his parents arrived with a few extra items.
"They
came in a van and it was packed from top to bottom, and attached to the
van was a U-Haul trailer packed from top to bottom with bulk food items
Coca Cola, mac and cheese, snack foods, those kinds of provisions,"
Riley said. "Mom wanted to be sure her young man didn't starve to
death while at the university.
"We have all kinds of
instances where people bring more than what fits in the room," he
continued. "They ended up maybe able to put 20 percent of it (in
the room) and ended up carting the rest of it back home."
Food isn't the only item brought to the UI in bulk by freshmen. Many bring every possible kind of electronic device, Riley said.
"A
family was moving their son into a hall and they approached the
(resident adviser), wanting to know if he could tell them where to buy
additional power strips," he said. "They only had four of them
and they weren't sure that was enough."
One of the funniest
incidents Riley recalled happened about 15 years ago, when he got a
call the weekend before school started from a sergeant with the
Champaign Police Department.
"He was laughing. Usually when a police officer calls me at home, he's not laughing," Riley said.
The
police had received a call about a group of students loitering around
an apartment complex in west Champaign and sent an officer to check it
out.
"He said it was a group of Austrian students who had
just got to campus," Riley said. "They had decided they were
going to walk to west Champaign so they could look at the mountains."
Apparently, they believed they could look across the prairie and see the Rockies.
More
recently, a student had a run-in with police when Bill Gates visited
campus in February 2004. The student wanted to make a political
statement, Riley said, and he sneaked into a closed upper area of
Foellinger Auditorium, where Gates was to speak, to hang a banner
across the front of the building.
"He came down and went
out to look at his fine work, only to discover the banner hadn't
unfurled," Riley said. "He was not so bright as he tried to get
away with it twice. He went up and tried to unfurl his banner and got
caught."
Some dumb things students do have more serious
consequences. Freshmen often sign up for several credit cards to get a
free soft drink or T-shirt from vendors who hang around the campus area
at the start of the school year. Some end up with a large amount of
debt on the cards, Riley said.
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