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More and more people are getting tattoos these days. A lady was showing me her new tattoo. In fact, she had several of them on her body. Then she noticed that I didn’t have any. She then told me that I should get one. I said no. I don’t want one. Then she asked why. So, I told her. I told her that a tattoo looks like ghetto art to me. Then she gave me a mean look.

PAUL M. HAYES

Urbana

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